so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
yOU SUCK
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will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits
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homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
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it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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IT WAS DARK SO I THOUGHT I OPENED A BAG OF SKITTLES BUT IT WAS M&MS IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURPRISED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.
I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and womenkind can emerge in the spring victorious <3
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jesus fucking christ
why am I not on top of this
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